For those not in the loop, "The Yorkshire Kardashians" is a rip-roaring sensation on the internet, penned by the brilliant comedian Steff Todd, whose knack for blending Yorkshire wit with the glitz and glam of the Kardashians is nothing short of genius. As founders and proud Donny lasses ourselves, we're not just fans; we're downright aficionados of this comedic gold.
So enamoured are we by Steph's creation that we couldn't resist the temptation to craft our very own scene. Below is our humble homage to the hilarity that has captured our hearts and tickled our funny bones.
Kimberley and Khloe are nestled in a snug corner of a lively York pub, each nursing a drink.
KIMBERLEY: (sighing) Eeh, this walk's done a number on mi thighs. Like I've been at it with a cheese grater!
KHLOE: (grimacing) Tell me about it. Feels like I've been through a thorn bush in this bloody sequin dress!
As they share their discomfort, Kourtnee enters with a bounce in her step, her presence lighting up the room. She spots em both and makes her way over.
KOURTNEE: What's all this, then? A chafing support group?
KIMBERLEY: Not far off, Kourtnee. We're in a right state over ere.
KHLOE: How do y'always look so fresh? These cobbled streets have nearly done us in.
Kourtnee flashes a knowing smile and taps her tiny handbag...
KOURTNEE: Come wi-mi. I've got summet for ya...
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INT. PUB LOO - MOMENTS LATER
In the cramped, echoey loo, Kourtnee whips Sarrosi Anti-Chafe Balm.
Kimberley and Khloe watch, intrigued.
KOURTNEE: Here, let's sort you out first.
She gently applies the balm to Kimberley's chafed areas
KIMBERLEY: Bloody hell, mi thighs can glide! You can whack some on mi chuffin' feet an-all, that's the last time I shop at New Look, these straps have rubbed thru mi ankle.
KHLOE: (to the bartender) Let's celebrate! A bottle of the Kylie Minogue rosé, cheers luv!
As the bartender nods and fetches the wine, they raise their glasses!
KOURTNEE: To nights out without the chafe, and to Sarrosi for coming to the rescue! Right, enough of that, LET'S GOOOOO TO REVS!!!!!
FADE OUT.
